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Help the girls of Goyk Photo

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

UPDATE: Thanks to the loyal members of MyFreePaysite.com, the girls of Goyk Photo WON!!  Thanks!

Let’s face it - without beautiful women, our site wouldn’t be here.  So with that in mind, we ask you to please take a second to vote for the gorgeous girls from Goyk Photo in a Myspace popularity contest.  There will be a new vote every week for 3 or 4 more weeks until a winner is determined so as they say in Chicago, vote early and vote often!

Furry Hat Girl from Goyk Photo

The Official Member Testimonials Post

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Valued members of MyFreePaysite.com, please help us out!

We get so many e-mails from people that have stumbled across our website who are nervous about joining because of all the scary stories they have heard about porn sites.  Do we have viruses or spyware?  Will we spam them or sell their e-mail addresses?

Are the rumors true?  Do we really have thousands of full-length porn movies available free on-demand?  What about access to hundreds of exclusive live sex shows and girls on webcams?

Of course we cover all of this in our Frequently Asked Questions page but few people take the time to read it.  Besides, they’ll probably trust you more than they trust us until they join and see for themselves!

So, valued members, the floor is yours. Please use the comment feature to post any comments you have about our website and they will be displayed for everyone to see.  Thanks!

The YouTube of Porn

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

We think it’s really funny that as soon as good website is invented, everyone tries to find that same website for porn.  For example, it’s amazing how many people are trying to find a site like YouTube but for porn.  Same thing with Digg or Del.icio.us or MySpace.

All of those sites are awesome, but they are not awesome for porn.  Here’s why.  Youtube is great for finding user-uploaded videos, but if a site like that allowed user-uploaded adult content they would have no way to find out of the performers in the videos were over 18.  That would make showing the videos and viewing the videos illegal.  And no one wants that.

Besides, it’s not like Youtube pays for their content.  If there was a Youtube for porn, it would just be a bunch of uploaded junk because no studio would allow their premium movies uploaded without payment in return.  Users would end up watching random clips of random porn which would suck anyway, even if it was legal.  You can already do that at most TGPs right now.

Compare that to our site where all of our movies are licensed from production studios - that’s right, we PAY for every single picture and movie that we show.  At our site you can watch over 10,000 full-length adult movies, from recently released DVDs to custom made reality porn.   They are all 100% legal, safe, and free.

Social bookmarking and tagging sites like Digg and Del.icio.us are a great concept but also completely inappropriate in the porn industry.  Any high quality adult content is always placed in some sort of members-area or referrer protected segment of a website, so accessing it directly from a link in Digg or a bookmark would not be allowed for a wide variety of reasons.

So please enjoy these great web 2.0 sites for what they are, and don’t listen to people that think they should be applied to porn.  When it comes to porn, MyFreePaysite.com is 100 times better than YouTube or any other website.

Please leave comments to let us know if you agree with us, and tell us what you think of our new Blog pimp dude mascot guy :-)

  The MyFreePaysite.com Pimp Guy

Our brand new blog!

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

After MyFreePaysite.com’s total domination of Web 1.0, it seems so much has changed. Blogs, forums, user-based content. Who would have thought that just having the largest collection of free porn would not be enough :-)

So now it’s time for us to enter Web 2.0 and kick some more ass. This blog is the first step. For some helpful tips, we’ve looked to how Chuck Norris handles Web 2.0.

  • Chuck Norris was refused an investment by a VC. Once.
  • Chuck Norris read the entire blogosphere. Including splogs.
  • Chuck Norris invented blogging in 1974 in order to keep track of people he roundhouse kicked to the face.
  • Flickr gave Chuck Norris a funny look. Now you know why it needs a massage.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs.
  • Chuck Norris does not build to flip. He builds to roundhouse kick to the face.
  • Chuck Norris has more friends on MySpace than Tom.
  • Chuck Norris did not get acquired by Yahoo. He traveled back in time to 1849 and started Yahoo! himself. Now you know how the gold-rush started.
  • Flickr is the Chuck Norris of Web 2.0
  • Chuck Norris showers with AJAX but no water.
  • Chuck Norris is the real brains behind Ruby on Rails.
  • Chuck Norris does not use a web server. His beard serves HTTP.
  • The bubble burst because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it to the face.
  • Chuck Norris does not use tagging to remember websites. He roundhouse kicks them to the face then they remember him.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t validate. All standards are required to conform to his content.
  • Chuck Norris has an open API. His right leg, coming straight at your face.
  • And last but not least: Web 2.0 is Chuck Norris.